REPORT: ZOMBIES RESPONSIBLE FOR CROSSVILLE MAN DEPOSITED ON ROAD
Not sure the investigation is closed or ongoing but 20 year old Benjamin Jean Pier Gudet told officers he was at his particular location because ‘zombies dropped him off there”. Apparently Gudet was acting suspicious along Bill Hall road in Mayland yesterday which prompted locals to call the law. When officers arrived they found Gudet somewhat intoxicated and maintaining he was left there by zombies. In addition to being arrested, he was served with an outstanding warrant according to reports. No word if any zombies were actually spotted in the area.