It’s beginning to look a lot like…HALLOWEEN?  Motorists were puzzled this morning by a strange, very large white mound of ‘something’ atop Water Tank Hill in Crossville.  Was it an early snow…just at that one place?  Was it an alien being of some kind?  Perhaps an obese ghost on the loose.  Not certain what it was, we feel City officials will be calling a special meeting to discuss the ‘”Thing”  Perhaps even creating a special committee to study it.  The only clue we have to go on is security video showing a couple purchasing 15 bottles of Dawn dish washing liquid in the early morning hours at a local market.  More on this story as details become available.