Some police reports are just too off the wall to pass up. This is one of them. Crossville police were called to the CMC Emergency room where a Mr. Micah Krank had just been released. 28-year-old Krank was locked in the rest room and apparently intoxicated – sitting on the john and refusing to get up saying he was paralyzed from a snake being around his neck. The report further state after the responding officer was able to unlock the rest room door, the officer removed the ‘imaginary’ snake from Mr. Krank. Mr. Krank seemed fine for a time but then could not pull his pants up because he thought there were snakes in his pants. Eventually Krank got his pants up and was promptly arrested for public intoxication.