COOKEVILLE MAN CUTS OFF PENIS WHILE BEING CHASED BY POLICE
Law enforcement officers encountered a bizarre incident Wednesday morning as a Cookeville man led them on a two county pursuit from Dowelltown to Lebanon on Highway 70.
What they learned was that the man, 39 year old Tyson Gilbert had severed his own penis and tossed it out the car window somewhere along the route either before or during the chase. Gilbert said he heard voices on his car radio telling him to commit the act in order to save the world.
Trooper Bobby Johnson of the Tennessee Highway Patrol was the first to come across Gilbert after spotting his Honda Accord parked partially in the roadway on Highway 70 at Dowelltown.
“When I pulled up behind him and turned my lights on he took off and refused to stop. He was all over the road the whole time. He turned off on Old Liberty Road and came to a stop. He opened his door. He was naked and covered in blood. He then shut his door and kept driving,” said Trooper Johnson. READ MORE HERE
MO
August 26, 2021 at 4:59 pm
I was just telling a kid I know whose Birthday was today that everything you do in your life comes back to remind you at some point or another. This dude just passed us all and went straight to the front of the line. He will be reminded every minute of every day for the rest of his days of what a putz he was at the tender age of 39. He should feel truly lucky he didn’t kill someone in the process of his (Alleged)tantrum.
Randy
August 26, 2021 at 5:25 pm
Thank God he cannot reproduce.
Abe
August 26, 2021 at 6:01 pm
At this point it’s probably like setting the knob on the spray bottle to spray instead of jet mode
Willy J.
August 26, 2021 at 8:16 pm
Truly Darwinian Award winning material
Willy J.
Damn Ty What’d You Do
August 28, 2021 at 9:22 am
He already has reproduced. He used to be a pretty normal dude. Not sure what the hell has happened to him.
John Garrison
August 31, 2021 at 7:40 pm
Bobbitt
Kindness
August 26, 2021 at 7:53 pm
He is obviously a very sick man that needs help, and you aren’t helping.
Earl irish
August 27, 2021 at 7:09 am
What the hell are u thanking we eat pig sure don’t cut off our body parts for them when your dad told u not to fuck farm animals that ment keep your penis on or to ourself pig fucker u ain’t right do u get a mental check
Bruce Garwood
August 27, 2021 at 10:20 am
An example of Tennessee “edjukaton”. This guy gets to vote but people of color can’t?!
Grace Barwood
August 27, 2021 at 9:49 pm
Oh yeah, that’s the first thing we learned in driver’s ed here in TN…if you’re ever involved in a high speed chase, cut your wiener off and throw it out the window. Come on, Bruce. Your comment is dumb on so many levels.
Anonymous
August 28, 2021 at 8:07 am
Omg. What a pathetic comment. Liberal scum
Educated Volunteer
August 28, 2021 at 10:34 am
You win! Karen of the Year and Idiot of the Century
Darlene Tollett
August 28, 2021 at 10:00 pm
People of color can’t vote?! In the United States? I call BS.
Larry Bradshaw
September 12, 2021 at 2:45 pm
I’m just wondering where I can have my penis cut off it’s only 6 in
Anonymous
August 29, 2021 at 5:02 am
When did they repeal the Civil Rights Bill?
Black people can’t vote? THIS is news to EVERYONE.
Kailei
August 29, 2021 at 3:47 pm
You need to read up on American History. Black folks can vote. They typically vote Democrat and that amazes me. Y’all need to listen to Candace Owens. Democrats don’t do anything positive for blacks. They work hard to set blacks back,not move them forward. The rich millionaire blacks. You know the ones making a billions off poor mans downloads. They take your money and talk trash about being oppressed. Why don’t they give back. Sharpsto , Jackson, Obama’s, kapernicks, Rihanna, Beyoncé, all these kinds of people what they done for our inner cities. Just like the dems. Nothing for the black man. Probably who told you you couldn’t vote. You can vote. Go to polling place, show your I’d and cast your vote. Don’t be stupid
Anonymous
August 28, 2021 at 7:18 am
People of color can’t vote? Since when? Or are you such a racist that you think people of color aren’t capable of getting a drivers license or identification card? Put down the bottle of soy, turn off CNN, get off TikTok, and maybe to talk to a few African Americans and ask them if they need a “white savior” to teach them to go and get an ID or license?
Leave the racism in the past where it belongs. Only reason racism is mentioned these days because egotistical narcissists such as yourself want to play champion to the victim and blame everything on race ergo people such as yourself are the ones keeping racism alive.
BOFA D
August 27, 2021 at 9:36 pm
Love the dipshit above making this about race and black people voting, haha. Calm down, Karen.
Sav
August 27, 2021 at 10:05 pm
Yeah I know that’s what I was thinking not everything is about race you know it’s sad whenever everybody tries to get pissy or try to make it about black lives matter well all lives matter.. and I have thought this through and all these black people think we treat them unjust and unfair well if you were ever a slave or part of slavery the government should write you a check. So that means absolutely no body alive would get a check and here is some history for you for every black slave there was there were 5 white slaves.
Other Half of Tyson’s Pecker
August 27, 2021 at 10:20 pm
STAY FOCUSED, PEOPLE. Somebody get Bruce a flashlight so he can get out there and find this dong!
Anonymous
August 28, 2021 at 7:38 pm
What happened to his balls?
Tee
August 31, 2021 at 11:57 am
Where to find that shit he be on
michael lee
September 1, 2021 at 10:32 pm
Hey Bruce, you seem to the one and only here who should’ve stayed in school longer. What the hey is your babbling blabbering blowhard windbag diatribe really about?